02. Fucker (186 votes)
This was last year's winner, and not without reason. The song was released as a b-side to the Novocaine for the Soul single and it wasn't until people started to swap MP3's of rare eels songs via the internet that the song gained the attention that it deserved. Many people still wonder why E. didn't release it on the Beautiful Freak album, which was apparantly because he didn't think anyone would enjoy hearing it. How could he have been more wrong!

"Everyone knows what it's like to love someone you shouldn't, and "Fucker" illustrates that perfectly."
-- Schlomo II

"Combines heartache and humour in two minutes. Genius."
-- Gord

"the best end line to any song I've heard"
-- Guy

And now the moment you've all been waiting for: the number one!