Hi, I'm E.  These days, I'm like E-the drug that makes you happy.  And 
I'm here to give you advice that will make you happy too.  So try and think 
of me as a legal drug, though you dont have to drink 12 pints of water while 
your on it/me.  
    But despite my gleeful exterior I havent always been happy.  Thats hard 
to believe but its true. I used to spend my days mulling over the slightest 
worry, going over it again and again in my head until I'd become a deranged 
ball of paranoid psychosis, locking myself in my bedroom and trying to cut my 
hair off.  But then I said to myself, "Hey, its not so bad.  Think about the 
birds and the sky.  And ice cream." And I was happy just like that.  It's 
that simple.  
    Now I never feel sad, and I only cut my  hair when I need to.  
    For some people, lonelinesscan be a cause of unhappiness.  That 
excruciating despair that stems from endless solitary days and nights with 
nothing or no-one to lift the grey cloud of tedium that hangs over you like a 
shroud of sickness.  I don't know what that's like of course, because I'm 
happy. 
    HAPPY, thats me.  But try and turn the situation to your advantage. Talk 
to yourself. Tell yourself jokes.  Jokes are good! Jokes are fun! Ha Ha HA 
HA!!